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One time Father Christmas lost his underpantsThats from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !

How long does it take to burn from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

Whats Tarzans favourite Christmas songJungle bells Christmas from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.

Whats Christmas called in England Yule Britannia from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !

Dear Father Christmas could you please send from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!

Dear Father Christmas this Christmas could you from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.

Father Christmas has two reindeer He calls from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'

Father Christmas has two reindeer He calls from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'

What reindeer can jump higher than a from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !

What game do reindeer play in their from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!

Who delievers elephantss Christmas presentsElephanta Claus Christmas from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !

Who delievers cats Christmas presents Santa Paws from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

A rabbits favourite Christmas songLettuce with a from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'

A football supporters favourite Christmas songYule never from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'

Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas songOh comb from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'

Whats Scrooges favourite Christmas gameMeanopoly Christmas jokes from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.

Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time!

Elf My favourite film is about the from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!